The School Publication

The School’s Publication

Let me tell you a Story,,

Since I’ve became a member of this school publication (GHGP – Green Horizon Group of Publication) which I thought was a dream, I have received such inspiring and encouraging words, that is when they praise my work. This still shocks me every time. Also.., I can say that I have established good bonds with the other members and they’re pretty good subjects to test my corny JOKES on, which I totally enjoy and let’s say…., abuse?! Haha. XD

So this entry will be entirely about them. My Publication Family!

Get to Know my Publication Family

The Senior (Citizens)

Imma start with our really witty and inseparable EIC and Assistant Editor! Hedwig (not his real name) and Kuya King (not his full name). If you see them walking in the corridor you might mistake them as “Julio at Julia, Ang Kambal ng Tadhana” (Julio and Julia, Twins of Destiny) or the “Super Twins” Male Version If there is such. It’s a sight to see them together. Beware though, even if they look harmless they could be very opinionated and lethal……., in writing. According to Kuya King, Hedwig can write a whole article or column without any erasures/revisions. Kuya King on the other hand can read books as thick as a hollow block and he can be a very good and trustworthy walking thesaurus. He can give you a hundred synonyms for the word loquacious, which I don’t even know what the hell it means.

Then comes, Ate Kenndi (totally not her real name), and Ate Carlyn or Carlene? Imma go with Ate Cai, just to be sure. They are pretty much the 2 muses of the Publication. Most of the time, you will see them together, sitting, texting, talking, and a whole lot of other common verbs you can think of that women do. When I asked Ate Cai that if she would be given a chance to have a part of her body be changed or undergo plastic surgery, she answered “height, height and height”. She is pretty short but it suits her grade school like aura and charisma. Ate Kenndi on the other hand is blessed with height unlike Ate Cai (and Imma emphasize that again and again that she’s short. LOLS [peace Ate Cai] but she’s not dwarf-like, just to make sure you understand. haha) She’s thin and she got pretty big and charismatic, mesmerizing EYES! Well, that might be because she usually wears contact lenses, but there’s really something about her eyes. Ate Kenndi is also the kind of person that would wear the same outfit 3 days in a row without smelling like curdled milk. (I was like, how she do that?)

Kuya Alfred, the Publication Mascot. Mascots are usually any animal that best represent whatever the mascot is representing, and if Kuya Alfred is an animal representing the Publication he would be a Tarsier. One very well defined physical characteristic or asset of Kuya Alfred is half moon like silhouette of his face. He has become the standard or template in having a long and sharp, high definition chin.

Then comes Sir Arjunpyo (the proud YFC), Sir Rendel (the Wrestler), Sir TaTa DumDum ( The Midnight Shadow), and Sir Jhessene (Stored Knowledge) are the proud F4 or “Falong Falong Fumormang Four” of the Publication. Sadly they still haven’t found a Jan Di, even though, Kuya Alfred has been volunteering to be their Jan Di ever since.

Nuriyam, Just like his name, his facial expression has a Japanese “nekogal” or neko girl characteristics and charm which he must have perfected through years of imitating their pet cat for recreation.

The Juniors

Currently I’m one of the Juniors. I’m just telling. Haha

Joem at Jomz. Both of them are my classmates and both have the same first names but their not twins and they have no connection or whatsoever. They call each other “kambal” or “twin”. Jomz joined in a declamation contest in the school and unfortunately, she didn’t break a leg and instead ….Kate Won! So Kate and her gang are somewhat, unapproachable in a way that I have only seen them twice? Thrice? Fries? Haha

Lovely Naguillen and Lovely Narvaez. Besides being lovely they both have long hair. The only distinction you can use to know who’s who is that Lovely Naguillen has shiny bangs and Lovely Narvaez has shiny forehead. And just like joem and jomz their not related.

Jason, Kevin and Ginger. I still don’t know much about them, I just know that Ginger is John Rey’s alter Ego, Jason is quiet and he has those nice Korean facial features, and Kevin is Nivek in reverse.

Eljhey, Criscel, Patricia and Arianne, are all high school classmates and they know each other pretty well. They all have this big infatuation with Sir Jan, a school Professor who has this “Wowie De Guzman” vibe all around him. Patricia is a big fan of Sheryl Cruz, a local actress who is famous for her villain roles. Criscel is a pretty quiet looking girl, and she wears this pink headband that makes her look really pretty. Arianne, a very noisy individual. She is currently paying for all her sins in the way of suffering through sore eyes. Eljhey is this small energetic little girl, she is also an eyecandy, she shrieks at the sight of every cute boy that passes the school corridor.

Nesther, Marinel and Joyce G.D. Nesther is the resident Death Note Otaku. She has this really strong facial expression that displayed somewhat a painful, gloomy, fierce, seductive and internally CONSTIPATED emotion when the publication held a photo shoot for a publication calendar. Marinel is this girl which I think have an obsession with white shoes, sandals, slippers, etc. Joyce Goodfellow is truly a “Jolly Good Fellow” and she can write incredible literary pieces. She has somewhat a resemblance to Lovely Narvaez because she also has a shiny forehead. Haha.

Kirby, Lory, and Mary Jane. I don’t know what’s with me against foreheads, which sounds somewhat racist, Lory used to have one sided bangs and now, out of the blue she started showing her forehead. The only difference of Lory’s forehead is that it is not shiny like Goodfellow and Narvaez. Mary Jane is somewhat like Lory’s best friend. No, Mary Jane, does not have a big, shiny forehead. Kirby is a junior cartoonist and his drawings make me envious. Makes me want to practice my drawing skills. Haha

Everyday with these people, I always learn and try new things. Everyday with them is like an adventure which I would want to take. Haha
And that my friends conclude my School Publication Special.

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Hope you guys liked it and sorry to those who are not included. I was to lazy and I don't know much about you.

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